I watch Asian cartoons. I live in my mom's house. I'm like 32. I collect swords and throwing stars. You wanna see my katana collection? I will always be one step ahead of you because I read the manga. I haven't showered in like 16 weeks. All my friends and peers are ashamed of me. I think I'm Japanese. I'm learning Japanese on Rosetta Stone, so I'm like basically Japanese now.
I live at my computer desk and argue with teenagers on the internet about atheism and how Japan is superior to other countries. I learned a bit of Japanese so now i'm qualified to be a part of their community. I made my avatar a kawaii waifu.